WWE.com – The official website of the WWE Posted a video of Santino listing his Top 5 Reasons as to why John Laurinaitis should not be both the GM of both shows.

#5. – Theodore Long dances like a gazelle. John Laurinaitis dances like a cat coughing up hairballs.

#4. – That annoying voice should stay where it belongs: on RAW and “Curb Your Enthusiasm”

#3. – No one can spell his last name, making it impossible to correspond with him via corporate email

#2. – Two words: David NOtunga.

#1. If Santino has to hear “Hi. I’m John Laurinaitis, EVP of Talent Relations, Interim GM of Monday Night RAW and Permanent GM of Friday Night Smackdown,” I will be forced to Cobra myself.

-Credit: WWE.com